plz & thx.

Dear sweet little baby girl who keeps waking up way too early (read: exhausted and cranky and intolerable for five full hours before bedtime) from her one and only daytime nap,

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...Until, like, 2:30. Or 3:30. Please? PLEASE.

Love,
Mama

ETA: 2:30. I'll take it. She cried out at 2:02...literally the very second I hit "power" on the TV remote. Because somehow, she always knows when I sit down to relax while she's sleeping. HOW DO THEY DO THAT? Whatever. At least she woke up happy. (And after more than an hour.)