CREATIVE PROCESS IN APRIL
aka inside the mind of a maker when
it's supposed to be spring but it's
for sure snowstorming outside,
wtf
- Wake up
- Mentally review to-do list
- Enthusiastically tackle first item on to-do list
- Open laptop to take care of second item on to-do list
- Remember Netflix
- Netflix
- More Netflix with some Facebook mixed in
- Prolly a little more Netflix
- Existential crisis resulting from Netflix binge
- Aimlessly surf Internet to distract self from Netflixtential crisis
- Stumble on random blog/Instagram feed/Pinterest pin
- Think, "I love that! I could do that! Omgggg"
- Dive deeper and deeper into blog/feed/pin board, sparking flames of creative energy
- Scroll and read and Pin and plan
- ...and click and cackle and bookmark and...
- ...wait a minute...
- ...oh, for fuck's sake.
- Realize that dude, this other person's shit is amazing, and so well-curated, and so extensive, and there's no way you could ever reach that pinnacle of creativity and awesomeness and productivity and - wait, this other person also has kids? And a paying job?! AND made a soufflé for dinner last night, as evidenced by her Instagram post?!?!
- MUTHERFUUUUMMMMDAKJDKACCCKJOXDKOTIJKLADKFJ
- Netflix
"Wait, so is it not topless tutu weather?" |
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